Tuesday, July 12th, 2005

Time	Event
5:58a	A Catalog of Refreshing Humor from my Sister I awoke at 5:30 am and couldn't sleep, so I cataloged the care package my sister sent me for my birthday to the soundscape of birds chirping. All you performers, tricksters, or kinky-as-fuck people are welcome to browse, borrow, or have the following at any time: 2 pc 30" Casino hanging decoration Danglers Blue-rimmed Sheriff straw cowboy hat Fake smoking cigar rubber chicken plastic pink feathered fedora 2 pc of jumping candy red/green/white umbrella hat Bang gun with flag Magic relighting candles 2 cardboard party horns with streamers Razer ray gun (the kind that makes noise) plastic aligator pinwheel Black mustache (western style) plastic dinosaur that looks more like godzilla pink sparkly "C.O.O.L" sunglasses large 'croco-croak' whistle with alligator jaws on the other end small plastic fish toy wind-up bomb 'pirate' gun that shoots suction cup thingies Squirting rose Current Mood: awake (Comment on this)
3:37p	COLON ProTrusion The word is out. I am going to get a full colonoscopy instead of a Sigmidioscopy since my grandfather died of colon cancer. Guess its better to scan the full lot, ey? This way i'll be under and won't feel them ramming something up my butt. My blood work is good, so nothing is seriously wrong, I hope, but need to get it checked out to be sure. I think our health starts faltering after we hit 30.. what do you all think? Current Mood: weird (3 Comments | Comment on this)

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